What's Your Disorder - Sample Box

TRY THE ENTIRE DISORDER RANGE FOR FREE! JUST PAY SHIPPING.

(Valued at $49.95 - you’re welcome.)

This isn’t a pre-workout trial. This is a legally grey experiment in chemical warfare against laziness. We packed four unhinged formulas and a loaded shaker into one box so you can stop being a little maybe-baby and start behaving like the weapon of mass disruption you were clearly built to be.

WHAT’S INSIDE:

• 3 x Disorder Original single serve sachets – clinically proven to scare your muscles into compliance*
• 2 x Disorder Pump single serve sachets - stim-free, skin-tearing voodoo*
• 1 x Disorder Ultimate single serve sachet – may cause ego inflation and spontaneous PBs*
• 1 x Disorder Energy 500ml can – crack it and terrorise your to-do list (legally)*
• 1 x 600ml Shaker – for mixing powder and trauma*

*Results may not be typical. But that’s on you.

SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE:

• Actually showing up to your life
• Feeling like an absolute weapon
• Hitting legs voluntarily

RULES? JUST ONE:

LIMIT ONE BOX PER HUMAN.
Aliens (illegal or extraterrestrial) must email first.

⚠️ NOTE: Due to overwhelming demand, please allow 2–5 business days for dispatch.